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I usually don’t post these, but thought it would be fun. I found two of them through Roger’s SITE. The third one, about hockey, I found after finishing the director quiz.

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SECRET SELF

White Knight
White Knight
Take Your Secret Self 1 Step Beyond today!
Created with Rum and Monkey’s Personality Test Generator.

Going 1 step beyond I would be rescuing damsels (or damsirs?) in distress, standing up as a champion for the underdog and/or righting every wrong you could possibly imagine. I am the incorruptible cop, the brave friend of little children, and the one who will constantly save your ass from your own repeated idiocies. When I die I don’t need statues in my honor, just name your children and dogs after me. That would be pretty cool.

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DIRECTOR THAT FILMS MY LIFE STORY

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test…

Sofia Coppola

Your film will be 70% romantic, 32% comedy, 19% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.

With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she’s already highly respected and connected — her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia’s good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette’s life, no? And who didn’t have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She’s already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she’ll be the first woman to receive one for directing — YOUR FILM!

Take The Director Who Films Your Life Test at HelloQuizzy

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MY HOCKEY ROLE

Your result for The Hockey Role Test…

The Stay-At-Home Defenseman

40% Playmaker, 0% Goal-scorer, 60% Stay-at-home, 10% Rusher and 30% Goalie!

You’re responsible, tough, and reliable. On a hockey team, you’d be the Stay-At-Home Defenseman, the rock of the defense. You’re never going to get caught up ice, never going to shy away from a physical battle, and never going to wow anybody offensively.

Shaone Morrisonn is a prime example of a young stay-at-home defenseman.

Take The Hockey Role Test at HelloQuizzy

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SECRET SELF: I am not sure what the other possible results were, other then Monk/Nun like Roger got, but White Knight doesn’t necessarily seem like the right one for me.

DIRECTOR: Again, not sure of the possible results, but I like this choice. I liked both “The Virgin Suicides” and “Lost In Translation”. But the 70% romantic seems out of place. (As in too much.)

HOCKEY: I would say this is a great choice. Not only for my personality, but I totally respect stay-at-home blueliners and feel they should get more. The only problem is that I play goalie.

One Response to “Internet Quizzes”

  1. Roger Green Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    You have Sofia, I have Francis Ford. Hmm

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