Scooter Chronicles

I noticed that I am one of the shorter employees where I work now. That wasn’t the case before. The place I spent the last five-plus years at, I was one of the tallest. It doesn’t bother me, but it’s strange looking up a bit at fellow employees instead of looking level or down.

I have been stuck behind quite a few of these people lately. They drive as much as 10 mph below the speed limit, however speed up to a very high rate as soon as they see a yellow light. Why is that? Kind of defeats the purpose of driving so slow in the first place.

Why is it that you hear about a great script idea floating around Hollywood, whether original or based on a great book, but it never gets filmed. Yet some of the stupidest...

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Marcia and I watched “Scary Movie 4″ last night. Marcia thought it would be funny, and I figured that I could use a good laugh. We also assumed that we wouldn’t miss anything if we didn’t see the first three movies.

What a stupid movie it turned out to be. (Quite honestly I didn’t expect much to begin with.) I will admit that the opening section with Dr. Phil and Shaquille O’Neal was funny. It was a spoof of the horror movie “Saw” and it was good to see that both Dr. Phil and Shaq can make fun of themselves. But after that it was ridiculous. Other then “Saw”, it spoofed “War...

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