May 11

I am going to have to look further into this problem of not being able to view AFL games ……… or just give up totally. I called Comcast last night after finding the FOX Soccer channel and I was not able to view anything (think it was a PayPerView or In Demand type thing). What I was told by them was that it is only available through Comcast’s “Soccer Package” and essentially breaks down to $75 a month!

I can always sign up for the “Broadband Package” through the AFL’s website. That is $29.95 (AUS) a month. It only features highlights and such, but would be better then nothing. Though with a child on the way, I am thinking nothing is the way to go.

Bummer.

May 11

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