Scooter Chronicles

I don’t want to be told that it is “slightly fruity with a nutty underbelly.” For one thing, I know human beings who fit that description. Besides, this is too much energy expended on a beverage. Yes, I said it. A beverage. Wine is not a religion. You drink it. You swallow it. And a few hours later, you excrete it the old-fashioned way. Same as beer.

So what led to this quote? In his column, he was stating his reasons for not rooting for the movie “Sideways” at the Oscars. You can read the rest of his column to see what else he has to say. Like always, it is quite witty.