Scooter Chronicles

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“From man’s sweat and God’s love, beer came into the world.”

— St. Arnold of Metz, Patron Saint of Beermakers

“Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying. There’s no crying in baseball. Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play. And did I cry? NO! NO! And do you know why? Because there’s no crying in baseball. There’s no CRYING IN BASEBALL!”

— Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan in “A League of Their Own”